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  A Hot and Sultry Night for Crime

  Edited by Jeffery Deaver

  Jeffery Deaver

  David Handler

  Ronnie Klaskin

  Toni L. P. Kelner

  Suzanne C. Johnson

  Loren D. Estleman

  John Lutz

  Gary Brandner

  Mat Coward

  Angela Zeman

  Robert Lee Hall

  Tim Myers

  G. Miki Hayden

  Jeremiah Healy

  Alan Cook

  David Bart

  Ana Rainwater

  Sinclair Browning

  Marilyn Wallace

  Carolyn Wheat

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the authors’ imaginations or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  A HOT AND SULTRY NIGHT FOR CRIME

  Copyright © 2003 by Mystery Writers of America.

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  A Mystery Writers of America Presents: MWA Classics Book published by arrangement with the authors

  Cover art image by Juan Jose Tugores

  Cover design by David Allan Kerber

  Editorial and layout by Stonehenge Editorial

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  Mystery Writers of America Presents: MWA Classics edition / September 2017

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  Contents

  Foreword

  Introduction

  Ninety-Eight Point Six

  The Last of the Bad Girls

  Child Support

  Old Dog Days

  Body in the Pond

  Lady on Ice

  El Palacio

  Heat Lightning

  Too Hot to Die

  Green Heat

  No Lie

  The Stay-at-Home Thief

  War Crimes

  The Slow Blink: A Rory Calhoun Story

  Hot Days, Cold Nights

  Prom Night

  Night Rose

  Neighborhood Watch

  Splitting

  What the Dormouse Said

  About the Editor

  Afterword

  Story Copyrights

  Foreword

  One of the delights of reprinting short story anthologies is that the editor has the opportunity to go back and reread the contributions, as I recently did with A Hot and Sultry Night for Crime. There was no editing to be done this time around, so the pressure was off, and I was free simply to enjoy the tales and look for a bit of inspiration for some updated remarks. (And, for the fun of it, to see if I could spot some prescient predictions—maybe improbable plot lines about a science teacher turned drug dealer, a businessman celebrity show host becoming President, or a mixed martial artist competing against the world’s number-one boxer. Nope, didn’t find any.)

  Not only did I have a thoroughly enjoyable time rereading the stories, which date to a wayback point 14 years ago, but I was struck by several things:

  First, the theme of this book remains as true now as then: that crime and heat are inextricably linked, whether we are speaking of our passionate hearts or the thermometer outside the kitchen window (and as for the latter, I couldn’t help but look up some stats: Yes, the average annual U.S. temperature the past year was more than two degrees hotter than when the anthology first appeared. Hmm...).

  Society has always had its share of cold, detached criminals, but to me, the most unsettling crime is born when tempers flare and fuses are short. You never know what kind of madness is lurking beneath the quiet of a steamy summer night. Will yet one more maddening cricket chirp, a bullfrog’s baritone groan, a harsh word from your spouse, or a snarky remark from that odd neighbor motivate you to set down your frosty lemonade and wander into the kitchen, wiping your brow and trying to remember where you left that butcher knife?

  Not only is the theme timeless, so too are the individual contributions to A Hot and Sultry Night. Yes, I’ve made a few topical comments here, but any of these tales might have been written today, or, for that matter, twenty or fifty years ago. They explore good versus evil as a fundamental contest, which is what crime writing has always been about.

  Finally, as a devotee of the short fiction form, I was struck by how true each of these tales hews to the ideal of what a story should be: a distillation of pure emotion, coupled with a sucker punch of a twist. There’s no digression, no over-reliance on atmosphere, no dissipating reflection.

  Just pure, searing heat.

  I looked to see what I might change for this reprint, and came up with only one thing: my invitation to readers toward the end of my introduction. Fourteen years ago, I encouraged you to sit back by the pool or shore, crack open a cold beer or sip an iced tea and enjoy the stories. Now, in 2017, I’d change that just a bit: if you’re by the pool or the beach, be careful you don’t get your eBook reader wet. And as for that beverage, now you’ve got a world of options to keep yourself cool while you read: maybe a local microbrew or an acai-pomegranate oxygenated water, or a bizarrely named cocktail whipped up by a mustachioed mixologist.

  But that’s about it for updates. Many things in life come and go, but crimes of passion remain constant.

  —Jeffery Deaver

  Introduction

  Jeffery Deaver

  What is there about heat and crime?

  They go together like, well, gunpowder and a match. Tempers boil.

  Jealousies flare.

  People kill in the heat of passion.

  There might be some crime stories in which perpetrators are driven to murder by snowflakes, but I sure can’t think of any. Winter is hot cocoa, Christmas, cozy fireplaces, and—at the most macabre—a tasteful if stiff body on a frosty moor. No, summer is the perfect season for mayhem, and so we asked a number of Mystery Writers of America authors to come up with some original stories whose theme is hot and sultry crime. Voila: out of the oven came this harrowing collection.

  The genres represented here are as varied as stifling rain forests differ from sizzling deserts.

  Maybe it’s my imagination, but do the private eyes get their best assignments on hot days? In “Heat Lightning,” Gary Brandner’s PI escapes from the heat into an icy movie theater, only to find the action among the audience is far more intriguing than that on the screen
(and bravo to the author for managing to mention Blatz beer—my first brew ever—in the opening line). In “Neighborhood Watch,” Sinclair Browning’s Trade Ellis, irrepressible private investigator and rancher, finds that the July heat doesn’t slow up criminal misdoings, even in sweltering Tucson, Arizona.

  Several of our stories transport the reader to steaming foreign shores. G. Miki Hayden’s “War Crimes” gives us a wrenching look at a Japanese prisoner-of-war camp, where the conditions—and the heat—drive men to extremes. In John Lutz ‘s “El Palacio,” we join a cast right out of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: local thugs and American expatriates, who drink and sweat...and learn an answer to a mystery that will echo in all readers’ minds. And after reading Mat Coward’s “Too Hot to Die,” I, for one, won’t be popping by any British pubs for a pint of bitter in the near future, no matter how muggy the weather.

  While it’s not exactly set in a foreign location, Jeremiah Healy’s “The Slow Blink” definitely explores exotic territory: Florida, a state that must be represented in any anthology that dares to call itself hot and sultry. The Left Coast also makes an appearance here in David Handler’s “The Last of the Bad Girls,” a Hollywood tale that might be called Get Shorty with a twist.

  Passion and murder—and heat—are timeless, of course, and in her story, “Body in the Pond,” Suzanne C. Johnson takes us back to an era when there was no air conditioning to cool down feverish lusts and tempers.

  A cold case—an old, unsolved crime—is the ironic theme of Angela Zeman’s “Green Heat,” which finds us in a sweltering West Virginia burgh where all is not what it seems to be. The story features a delightful buddy team: a stranger in town on a dangerous mission and some locals with a unique approach to fighting crime.

  Speaking of cold: the theme of our collection may be heat, but several authors use low temperatures to great advantage in their stories. Ronnie Klaskin’s “Child Support” is one of these but, ever cautious about giving away twists, I’m not going to spoil the ending by mentioning exactly how freezing figures in her story. In Loren D. Estleman’s “Lady on Ice,” temperatures—and tempers—prove as hot on the skating rink as they do outside on the gritty streets of Detroit. And Alan Cook gives us “Hot Days, Cold Nights,” with another surprise ending that leaves us—okay, sorry—chilled to the bone.

  The familiar activities and recreations of summertime are explored by some of our authors. The innocent pastime of growing flowers and the drone of a lawn mower are motifs in two tales of relationships that move from dysfunctional to deadly: respectively, Ana Rainwater’s “Night Rose” and “No Lie,” by Robert Lee Hall. What do parents do during the summer? Balance chauffeuring the kids to their activities while trying to keep up with the demands of one’s job, which is particularly difficult if the profession in question happens to be burglary, as Tim Myers illustrates in “The Stay-at-Home Thief.” And in “Prom Night,” by David Bart, a single mom goes a-courting and learns that dating later in life is a lot different from those idyllic June evenings back in high school.

  Of course, no collection of short stories on our theme would be complete without some reference to a particularly well-known phrase about the lethargy of summer afternoons, and Toni L. P. Kelner obliges with “Old Dog Days,” which has, as you might’ve guessed, a double meaning.

  Finally, an overheated car on a deserted highway in Michigan leads to some very twisted goings-on in my own story, “Ninety-Eight Point Six.”

  So, open a cold beer (Blatz or otherwise) or pour an iced tea. Lounge back in the pool recliner or on your beach blanket, apply your sunscreen, and read on. Relax, enjoy the sun, bask in the balmy air. Though while you do, you might want to keep in mind English writer Sydney Smith’s comment about surviving a particularly vicious heat wave: “Heat, ma’am! It was so dreadful...that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”

  Ninety-Eight Point Six

  Jeffery Deaver

  Former journalist, folksinger, and attorney Jeffery Deaver’s novels have appeared on bestseller lists around the world, including the New York Times, the Times of London, the Sydney Morning Herald, Italy’s Corriere della Sera, and the Los Angeles Times. The author of more than thirty-five novels, he’s been nominated and/or won just about every mystery award under the sun, including Novel of the Year by the International Thriller Writers Association, the Steel and Short Story Dagger from the British Crime Writers’ Association, two Grand Prix awards from the Japanese Adventure Fiction Association, an Anthony Award, is a three-time recipient of the Ellery Queen Reader’s award for Best Short Story of the Year, and won the British Thumping Good Read Award. He has received three lifetime achievement awards; at the Bouchercon World Mystery Convention, the Raymond Chandler Lifetime Achievement Award, and from The Strand Magazine. His books A Maiden’s Grave, The Bone Collector, The Devil’s Teardrop, and Praying for Sleep were all made into movies. His most recent novels are the Lincoln Rhyme novels The Burial Hour and The Steel Kiss, the Kathryn Dance thriller Solitude Creek, and stand-alone novel The October List. He lives in Virginia and California. Readers can visit his web site at www.jefferydeaver.com.

  Suit jacket slung over his shoulder, the man trudged up the long walk to the bungalow, his lungs aching, breathless in the astonishing heat, which had persisted well after sundown.

  Pausing on the sidewalk in front of the house, trying to catch his breath, he believed he heard troubled voices from inside. Still, he’d had no choice but to come here. This was the only house he’d seen along the highway.

  He climbed the stairs to the unwelcomingly dark porch and rang the bell.

  The voices ceased immediately.

  There was a shuffle. Two or three words spoken.

  He rang the bell again, and finally the door opened.

  Sloan observed that the three people inside gazed at him with different expressions on their faces.

  The woman on the couch, in her fifties, wearing an overwashed sleeveless housedress, appeared relieved. The man sitting beside her—about the same age, rounding and bald—was wary.

  And the man who’d opened the door and stood closest to Sloan had a grin on his face—a thick-lipped grin that really meant What the hell do you want? He was about Sloan’s own age—late thirties—and his tattooed arms were long. He gripped the side of the door defensively with a massive hand. His clothes were gray, stained dungarees and a torn work shirt. His shaved scalp glistened.

  “Help you?” the tattooed man asked.

  “I’m sorry to bother you,” Sloan said. “My car broke down—it overheated. I need to call Triple A. You mind if I use your phone?”

  “Phone company’s having problems, I heard,” the tattooed man replied, nodding toward the dense, still, night sky. “With the heat—those rolling brownouts or blackouts, whatever.”

  He didn’t move out of the doorway.

  But the woman said quickly, “No, please come in,” with curious eagerness. “Our phone just rang a bit ago. I’m sure it’s working fine.”

  “Please,” echoed the older man, who was holding her hand.

  The tattooed man looked Sloan over cautiously, as people often did. Unsmiling by nature, Sloan was a big man, and muscular—he’d worked out every day for the past three years—and at the moment he was a mess; tonight he’d trekked through the brush to take a shortcut to the lights of this house. And like anyone walking around on this overwhelmingly humid and hot night, every inch of his skin was slick with sweat.

  Finally, the tattooed man gestured him inside. Sloan noticed a bad scar across the back of his hand. It looked like a knife wound, and it was recent.

  The house was overly bright and painfully hot. A tiny air conditioner moaned but did nothing to cool the still air. He glanced at the walls, taking in fast vignettes of lives spent in a small bubble of the world. He deduced careers with Allstate Insurance and a high school library and nebulous involvement in the Rotary Club, church groups, and parent-teache
r organizations. Busmen’s holidays of fishing trips to Saginaw or Minnesota. A vacation to Chicago memorialized in framed, yellowing snapshots.

  Introductions were made. “I’m Dave Sloan.”

  Agnes and Bill Willis were the couple. Sloan observed immediately that they shared an ambiguous similarity of manner that characterized people long married. The tattooed man said nothing about himself. He tinkered with the air conditioner, turning the compressor knob up and down.

  “I’m not interrupting supper, I hope.”

  There was a moment of silence. It was eight p.m., and Sloan could see no dirty dishes from the night’s meal.

  “No” was Agnes’s soft reply.

  “Nope, no food here,” the tattooed man said with a cryptic edge to the comment. He looked angrily at the air conditioner as if he were going to kick it out the window, but controlled himself and walked back to the place he’d staked out for himself: an overstuffed Naugahyde armchair that still glistened with the sweat that’d leached from his skin before he stood to answer the door.

  “Phone’s in there.” Bill pointed.

  Sloan thanked him and went into the kitchen. He made his call. As soon as he stepped back into the living room, Bill and the younger man, who’d been talking, fell silent fast.